Diners 2Nite

Jeff: "So what have you two been up to lately?"

Me: "Fighting moths."

Jeff: "Did you win?"

Me: "We had them demoralized; and then we had someone come in to fumigate the apartment; and we haven't seen any since. We had to get rid of the couch and the bed, though."

Charles: "Did you try rolling stones?"

Me: "Um..no..but we got a lot of those little cedar balls."

Jeff: "Oh, he means like 'a rolling stone gathers no moths.'"

(All) Grooaan.

Charles: "Wait, moths? I thought she said "moss." I was wondering why there was moss in their bed."