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Had to wait most of the day for green_trilobite's ebay auction to finish, but we eventually got to go to the boardwalk. While we were finishing dinner on the Sunnyside Cafe patio we saw a guy paragliding with a big fan strapped to his back.*

Later:

Good Humour Man: "Overpriced popsicles! Get your overpriced popsicles here! Anybody? Overpriced ice cream!"

(The Fan Man comes back for another flypast.)

Passerby (to his friend): "Hey, look at that guy! Look! Look! Hey, look! Look! Look! Look! (gets distracted by two women) Hey, you with the big ass - can I get your number?"

Woman with Big Ass: "I don't *have* a number."


*ETA: Apparently it's actually called powered paragliding.