Diners 2Nite

[moon_custafer]

Jeff: "So what have you two been up to lately?"

Me: "Fighting moths."

Jeff: "Did you win?"

Me: "We had them demoralized; and then we had someone come in to fumigate the apartment; and we haven't seen any since. We had to get rid of the couch and the bed, though."

Charles: "Did you try rolling stones?"

Me: "Um..no..but we got a lot of those little cedar balls."

Jeff: "Oh, he means like 'a rolling stone gathers no moths.'"

(All) Grooaan.

Charles: "Wait, moths? I thought she said "moss." I was wondering why there was moss in their bed."

Comments

[zagzagael.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahha!

[leave-harmony.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

[(Anonymous)]

Wish I had been there to shout "Steve!" but I got a little job ($325) that I want to finish up and sent off the bill for this weekend.

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

It was an unintentional Steve - everyone had thought he was just making a very roundabout pun until he admitted he'd misheard in the first place.

[fragrantwoods.livejournal.com]

Now I'm going to think of "demoralized moths" and giggle at inappropriate times today.

I'd be distressed if there was moss in my bed, too, so sounds like the whole conversation was win-win :-)