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What does it say about me that one of my recurring fantasies, the last few weeks, has been to show up with my arm in a sling and give cryptic explanations to anyone who asks about it:

"There may have been wrestlers involved."

"I had the flu."

"Let's just say we take karaoke night seriously around here, mister."

"You should see the other guy. And by guy, I mean boat."