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[moon_custafer]

What does it say about me that one of my recurring fantasies, the last few weeks, has been to show up with my arm in a sling and give cryptic explanations to anyone who asks about it:

"There may have been wrestlers involved."

"I had the flu."

"Let's just say we take karaoke night seriously around here, mister."

"You should see the other guy. And by guy, I mean boat."

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What happens in Vegas...

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Ha, ha! I already did this when I sprained my arm in Vegas the week before taking a new job.

- Stupid fifth ace!

- Let's just say that "Ocean's Eleven" was not an entirely realistic movie.

- You'd have to have met this particular Showgirl to understand why I acted as I did.

- Sigfried is far from the only klutzy magician on the Strip. (Sigfriied being the guy who used to make tigers disappear until one took a hunk out of him.)

/Don

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This is surprisingly poorly documented.