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Randomly generated slash pairings that could actually work:

Emma Peel (Avengers)/Ash (Evil Dead trilogy)
Catherine the Great/Cleopatra
Chablis (Midnight at the Garden of Good and Evil)/Perfect Tommy (Buckaroo Banzai)
Theodore Roosevelt/Dr. Who (but which Doctor?)
Boba Fett (Star Wars)/Grendel (Beowulf)
Victor Emmanuel (King of Italy)/Michael Corleone (The Godfather trilogy)
Shampoo (Ranma 1/2)/Random (Hitchhiker's Guide)
Fox Mulder (X-Files)/Remy Lebeau (X-Men)
Warren Peace (Sky High)/Johnny Depp (well, it'd be pretty at least)
Pocahontas/Vlad the Impaler

Randomly generated pairings for which there are no words:

Aeryn Sun (Farscape)/Jefferson Smith (Mr. Smith Goes To Washington)
Hawkgirl (Justice League)/Binky the ghost (Pac-Man)
Elmo (Sesame Street)/Bobby Goren (Law & Order:Criminal Intent)
Algernon Swinburne/Starscream (Transformers)
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (LotR)/Crispin Hellion Glover
Benton Fraser (Due South)/Quagmire (Family Guy)