On Sunday my parents brought boxes of books and papers from my childhood. I've sorted through most of a box. These were my New Year's Resolutions, 1984:
1. I won't squeak.
2. I won't squeal.
3. I won't whimper.
4. I won't talk in a weird voice.
5. I'll tell my cat not to jump in the bathtub and stick her nose down the drain because she thinks it needs inspecting.
6. I won't talk about cats.
7. I won't read so much.
1. I won't squeak.
2. I won't squeal.
3. I won't whimper.
4. I won't talk in a weird voice.
5. I'll tell my cat not to jump in the bathtub and stick her nose down the drain because she thinks it needs inspecting.
6. I won't talk about cats.
7. I won't read so much.
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Date: 2007-10-30 06:43 am (UTC)From:(my idea of hell is no books to read)
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Date: 2007-10-30 11:06 pm (UTC)From:I don't squeak anymore, though.