For those in need of a break:
Jul. 14th, 2018 10:57 am This is the best Tumblr thread I’ve seen in a few weeks:
dumas-suggestions
Don’t forget to visit one of your 40 mistresses today!
thelibrarina
Victor Hugo, yelling in the background: One? ONE?????
the-feeling-is-mutual
Victor Hugo, calming down slightly: Send them bats.
dumas-suggestions
No, don’t, that would scare them off! Why not just cooking dinner for them?
the-feeling-is-mutual
Victor Hugo: Live ones. In an envelope. I make wonderful choices!