Stuff and Moonshine

An anecdote about a cow breaking into a replica 18th-century bakery has led to a cycle of humorous poems in faux-archaic English:

http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/155257554660/emotionsandgrahamcrackers-copperbadge-i

http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/155572048961/my-name-is-cow-masterpost