All right, all right, some pirate-themed things:

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First, I forgot to mention during the summer that I'd seen a guy in an eyepatch riding a little electric scooter through Parkdale with a freaking parrot in a cage balanced on the handlebars; almost as good as that guy who used to have a team of huskeys (well, two) towing his wheelchair.

Secondly, this McSweeney's piece from a few years back:
The First Mate's Institute of Technology Is Not a Party Pirate School.