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Stingray: (stabs Steve Irwin right in the heart)
Steve Irwin: (dies)
Stingray Expert: This was a tragic freak accident - there have only been about 17 stingray fatalities recorded in the whole world.
CNN newreader: (adressing middle-American audience who probably would never go skindiving anyway) Stingrays! Could you be next?!
Steve Irwin: (dies)
Stingray Expert: This was a tragic freak accident - there have only been about 17 stingray fatalities recorded in the whole world.
CNN newreader: (adressing middle-American audience who probably would never go skindiving anyway) Stingrays! Could you be next?!
