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(telephone rings)
“Alpine Credits.”
“I need a loan for a project... you might say I want to take over the world (sinister cackle).”
“Do you own your home?”
“I do indeed. Though (chuckles) it’s more of a lair....”
“OK, you’re approved.”
(Jingle): Alpine Credits, where homeowners get approved!
(Solo Singer): But if you’re a supervillain, we’ll also fund a hero to maintain the balance of the world—
(Singers): Alpine Credits!
“Alpine Credits.”
“I need a loan for a project... you might say I want to take over the world (sinister cackle).”
“Do you own your home?”
“I do indeed. Though (chuckles) it’s more of a lair....”
“OK, you’re approved.”
(Jingle): Alpine Credits, where homeowners get approved!
(Solo Singer): But if you’re a supervillain, we’ll also fund a hero to maintain the balance of the world—
(Singers): Alpine Credits!
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Date: 2020-12-20 02:26 am (UTC)From:Okay, sold.
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Date: 2020-12-21 05:00 pm (UTC)From: