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Last week, on the subway:

Guy: ...and I said, Dude, I lack your sense of urgency. I mean, I used to work in an AIDS hospice - if stuff didn't get delivered on time, people died. In my new job, a guitar string doesn't get delivered on time, they, what, play one less song tonight?


Donut shop, yesterday.

Old lady: ...so my husband springs out of bed, he just can't wait to get out and - go to the tavern.

Guy in line-up: ...Where he sits at a table and talks to his friends all day , just like you're doing.

Old lady: No.

Guy in lineup: Yeah. Same activity, different drink. I mean, it's ok if coffee is your beverage of choice --

Old lady: I'd have a Singapore Sling, but they don't serve them here.

Old guy at her table: I had a coffee and a Singapore Sling last Christmas.

Another old guy: Hey, I'll give you seven dollars if you'll make me a Singapore Sling.

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