According to this internet quiz...

[moon_custafer]

... I own all the swans in England. Go me!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moon_custafer!

1. Moon_custafer can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
2. All swans in England belong to moon_custafer!
3. Moon_custafer can live for up to a week without a head!
4. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have moon_custafer for the rest of the day.
5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by moon_custafer as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as moon_custafer!
7. Moon_custafer is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than moon_custafer.
8. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to moon_custafer.
9. You share your birthday with moon_custafer.
10. Birds do not sleep in moon_custafer, though they may rest in her from time to time.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Also, green_trilobite ordered me a copy on-line of Man Scent, a novel by my pulp-writer great-grandfather (not as slashy as it sounds - it's written from the POV of various wild animals).

Comments

[boywhocantsayno.livejournal.com]

Moon_custafer is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than moon_custafer.

Now I'm curious about what this originally said. How does milk "go soggy" faster or slower than anything else? It's already liquid!

Also, green_trilobite ordered me a copy on-line of Man Scent, a novel by my pulp-writer great-grandfather (not as slashy as it sounds - it's written from the POV of various wild animals).

Aw, you should have left the parenthetical comment out so that the rest of us could have fun with this. ;)

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

I suspect it's based on the "they use white glue for milk in food photos," urban legend (which is probably true). What I think they meant to say is that the cereal goes soggy less rapidly in glue/me (also probably true).

I'm not sure whether I want to test the living-without-my-head part.

[boywhocantsayno.livejournal.com]

I suspect it's based on the "they use white glue for milk in food photos," urban legend (which is probably true). What I think they meant to say is that the cereal goes soggy less rapidly in glue/me (also probably true).

Aha. The shoe drops. I wasn't aware that those photos used white glue. Now I'll be thinking about that every time I see a cereal commercial.

Though that annoying commercial currently on TV, with the two little girls singing while their parents orgasm over their cereal, is probably using milk. Even a starving actor has standards about what they'll eat for their art.

I'm not sure whether I want to test the living-without-my-head part.

No, that would be bad.

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

I assume it's snakes that can do without their heads for a week. They're mostly reflexes ayway.

[boywhocantsayno.livejournal.com]

Really? I'd assumed it referred to some kind of insect.

("Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?")

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

Well today I heard cockroaches can live a month without a head, and only die because they can't eat...

[boywhocantsayno.livejournal.com]

Cockroaches are just plain indestructable. I swear, they'll survive the Big Crunch.