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Two guys on the back of the Jane bus:
Guy 1: Well, if we're late, we'll be fashionably late (flips hair).
Guy 2: You will. I'm not fashionable.
Guy 1: Well, we'll be good-cop, bad-cop. You'll be the tough cop who grew up in the ghetto, and I'll be the swanky upper-class cop.
Guy 2: Steven, that's not how good-cop, bad-cop works.
Guy 1: OK, then. Bad-cop, bad-cop?
Guy 1: Well, if we're late, we'll be fashionably late (flips hair).
Guy 2: You will. I'm not fashionable.
Guy 1: Well, we'll be good-cop, bad-cop. You'll be the tough cop who grew up in the ghetto, and I'll be the swanky upper-class cop.
Guy 2: Steven, that's not how good-cop, bad-cop works.
Guy 1: OK, then. Bad-cop, bad-cop?
