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More Haiku by the BiPolarBear:

That Guy Gardner guy
Wears his hair low over his eyes.
Use his ring? Not Guy!

Many-lensed stone eyes
Devonian killing thing
Metacanthina



Haiku by me:

Brushing the cat's teeth,
The bearish man hunkers down;
cradles tiger jaws.

The kitty toothbrush
resembles a condom for
a small, kinky man.

(Try that again, and
I will bite your fingers off.
Now, let's talk kibble.)

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