More Haiku by the BiPolarBear:
That Guy Gardner guy
Wears his hair low over his eyes.
Use his ring? Not Guy!
Many-lensed stone eyes
Devonian killing thing
Metacanthina
Haiku by me:
Brushing the cat's teeth,
The bearish man hunkers down;
cradles tiger jaws.
The kitty toothbrush
resembles a condom for
a small, kinky man.
(Try that again, and
I will bite your fingers off.
Now, let's talk kibble.)
That Guy Gardner guy
Wears his hair low over his eyes.
Use his ring? Not Guy!
Many-lensed stone eyes
Devonian killing thing
Metacanthina
Haiku by me:
Brushing the cat's teeth,
The bearish man hunkers down;
cradles tiger jaws.
The kitty toothbrush
resembles a condom for
a small, kinky man.
(Try that again, and
I will bite your fingers off.
Now, let's talk kibble.)