Ow

[moon_custafer]

I am painfully reminded this morning that it is now the time of the year when I need to start wearing smooth fabrics next to my skin so my goosebumps don’t get chafed.

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[leave-harmony.livejournal.com]

'S funny, but I get goosebumps all year round really. Particularly in the last year my temperature regulation has just totally shut down, aparently, so I'm either roasting or an ice-pop and there's rarely middle ground between the two.

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

Er, well, actually in this case I was using "goosebumps" as a euphemism for "nipples."

[leave-harmony.livejournal.com]

*pause* Technically I also have those all year round ^_^

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

Me too, I mean they’re not migratory or anything, but they get hypersensitive as soon as the temperature drops below 20 degrees or so.

[leave-harmony.livejournal.com]

Gha, that sounds much worse than having to spend 8 months of the year in double layers of thermal undergarments.

[fragrantwoods.livejournal.com]

Now I want a follow-up to King Missiles "Detachable Penis" song, called "Migratory Nipples".