My Daily Mindboggle

[moon_custafer]

One of my workmates explained today over lunch why she would never have an affair with a married man:
“Because when he’s with you, he’ll be *thinking* about his wife, so it’s like a threesome – and I don’t do girls.”

Yep, you heard it here first: bigamy = lesbianism-by-proxy

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[crankydon.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com)]

But chances are that the single guy she's with is thinking of Rosario Dawson or some such so there's no escape.

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

That was brought up, but apparently the telepathic presences of other women are more dilute when it’s a single guy; or something.