Frivolous February

The trouble with Purity Test/Never Have I Ever type of games is that they always focus on “which drugs/kinds of sex have you had?” questions, and never the more interesting ones. Oh sure, they usually ask if you’ve ever ridden in an ambulance or a police car, but they never ask “have you ever—” 1. handled a live bat? 2. worked as an artist’s model? 3. had to clean ashes out of your hair? 4. donated someone’s body to science? 5. participated in a sleep study? 6. composed a sonnet? That kind of thing.