Weekend Conversation

Me: I tried this home-made shower scrub recipe, but I didn't have any lemon juice, so I used vinegar, and it worked pretty well, but now I smell like salad dressing.

Andrew: (sniffs me) Yeah, you do.

Me: The whole time I used it I was worrying that it was going to be like that time in college I ended up covered in yogurt.

Andrew: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.