Overheard in Toronto

Two young women, ahead of me in the checkout line at the grocery store:

"That was a weird mission you were on."

"What mission?"

"That time you cut your tongue on a gobstopper, so you decided the gobstopper was &*$#! evil and you made us row out to the middle of the lake so you could drown it."

"That never happened."

"I was *there!*"

"Your memory is skewed."

"Why would I make something like that up?!"