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Overheard in Toronto
Two young women, ahead of me in the checkout line at the grocery store:
"That was a weird mission you were on."
"What mission?"
"That time you cut your tongue on a gobstopper, so you decided the gobstopper was &*$#! evil and you made us row out to the middle of the lake so you could drown it."
"That never happened."
"I was *there!*"
"Your memory is skewed."
"Why would I make something like that up?!"
"That was a weird mission you were on."
"What mission?"
"That time you cut your tongue on a gobstopper, so you decided the gobstopper was &*$#! evil and you made us row out to the middle of the lake so you could drown it."
"That never happened."
"I was *there!*"
"Your memory is skewed."
"Why would I make something like that up?!"