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It's Toto! In drag! As Dorothy!

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Last night, green_trilobite and I watched Superman Vs Atom-Man. Ah, old-school radioactive materials:


Government Guy: Oh no, the bad guys are waylaying our transports of radium!

Lois Lane : I could hide the radium in my purse.

Government Guy: Uh, OK.

Bad Guys (with Geiger counter): Hey, what have you got in that purse?

Me: Wait, they didn’t even give her a lead-lined box to carry it in?

Lois: Just my personal things.

Me: Just my set of uranium-glazed dinnerware.

Bad Guys: (attack Lois, take the radium, and later she somehow winds up locked in the safe back at the government office)

Superman: That’s ok, I’ll rip the door off.

Government Guy: No wait! If you do that it’ll set off the poison-gas deathtrap inside the safe!

Me: You’ve got a poison-gas safe, and you haven’t got a lead-lined box?!