(Late last night, waiting for the streetcar at University & Queen. green_trilobite complained that the new opera house looks too much like a giant terrarium):
green-trilobite: There needs to be a giant iguana in there.
Zale (Western comedy-sidekick voice): Eh, my last gunfight was in Giant Iguana Valley! Giant iguanas, as big as yer fist!
me: Um, that's not actually that big for an iguana.
Zale: That's 'cos it were a misnomer! A misnomer as big as yer fist!
green_trilobite: I met Miss Nomer once.
green-trilobite: There needs to be a giant iguana in there.
Zale (Western comedy-sidekick voice): Eh, my last gunfight was in Giant Iguana Valley! Giant iguanas, as big as yer fist!
me: Um, that's not actually that big for an iguana.
Zale: That's 'cos it were a misnomer! A misnomer as big as yer fist!
green_trilobite: I met Miss Nomer once.