Sorry, Fellas, He's Taken

Captain Jack gets a civil partnership!
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-286.html

A word to my company's internal affairs website:

"e-fluent" is not the best-thought-out of neologisms, as a quick, skimming glance at it will demonstrate.

"Becoming e-fluent in Europe" sounds like someone got dumped into the Seine or something.