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Remind me never to become the leading figure in a sex scandal - far worse than mere gossip is the humiliation of being "explained" on national tv by pop psychologists who've never met you. That said, when every interviewee expresses astonishment at this turn of events, I can't help thinking they're really astonished at life so perfectly imitating the cliché - I mean, the crusader against corruption who is leading a sleazy double life is what, Trope Number 8?
Add - There also needs to be a law, akin to Godwin's Law, to the effect that "in any discussion of prostitution, anyone who mentions Pretty Woman must automatically concede their argument, whether for or against."
Add - There also needs to be a law, akin to Godwin's Law, to the effect that "in any discussion of prostitution, anyone who mentions Pretty Woman must automatically concede their argument, whether for or against."
