To the tune of "Spam spam spam spam"

[moon_custafer]

Watching Captain Blood:

Colonial Governor (to slave/doctor Errol Flynn who was sneaking off to escape): Oh, don't leave me -- I'm a sick man.

green_trilobite and myself: Slash slash slash slash

Colonial Governor (hopefully): Perhaps you ought to bleed me again....

green_trilobite and myself: Slash slash slash slash

Errol Flynn: I'll have you well by midnight if I have to bleed you to death.

green_trilobite and myself: Slash slash slash slash

ETA -- OMG it keeps going:

Pirate Captain Basil Rathbone: We should be a pair!

green_trilobite and myself: Slash slash slash slash

Pirate Captain Basil Rathbone: No one is strong as me, except you!

green_trilobite and myself: Slash slash slash slash

Pirate Captain Basil Rathbone: Do not withhold your consent, let us be partners!

green_trilobite and myself: Slash slash slash slash