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Bartender: ... and the only thing that saved me was that the guy the cops were looking for had brown eyes, so eventually they realized that I wasn't him.
Patron: Yeah. When Sally got mistaken for someone else she kept pointing out that the girl they were looking for was five foot two, and that she couldn't have grown an inch in a month. But they wouldn't listen. They thought she was this serial killer from Texas.
Bartender: They thought they'd found their prize.
Patron: I'd think that the average serial killer from Texas preys on honeycomb.
Bartender: Actually, I always thought Sally *was* a serial killer.
Patron: Yeah. When Sally got mistaken for someone else she kept pointing out that the girl they were looking for was five foot two, and that she couldn't have grown an inch in a month. But they wouldn't listen. They thought she was this serial killer from Texas.
Bartender: They thought they'd found their prize.
Patron: I'd think that the average serial killer from Texas preys on honeycomb.
Bartender: Actually, I always thought Sally *was* a serial killer.
