Eh, show him the pictures of my room. THIS house was built by the friendly family company of our town's equivolent of Mr. Burns; you remember the mayor that wanted to take over half the new library (the one he opposed building) because hell, why would books need all that space? That's the one. They cut so many corners on this place it's a wonder it's still standing; and my room is over the garage. Dad's hit the stuck-at-halfway-open garage door with the roof of the car on more than one occasion and I've felt the reverb through my matress, not to mention that little earthquake we had a while back. So if I haven't woken up in a cloud of dust yet, you guys could keep elephants in there and they'd still have no chance of going through the ceiling. XD
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Date: 2011-12-17 05:48 am (UTC)From:THIS house was built by the friendly family company of our town's equivolent of Mr. Burns; you remember the mayor that wanted to take over half the new library (the one he opposed building) because hell, why would books need all that space? That's the one. They cut so many corners on this place it's a wonder it's still standing; and my room is over the garage. Dad's hit the stuck-at-halfway-open garage door with the roof of the car on more than one occasion and I've felt the reverb through my matress, not to mention that little earthquake we had a while back.
So if I haven't woken up in a cloud of dust yet, you guys could keep elephants in there and they'd still have no chance of going through the ceiling. XD