Stuff and Moonshine

See, I tend to avoid alliteratives, having seen what my HS classmate Patty Peacock was always having to deal with. Garrison Garrow didn't seem to get the same level of teasing, but still, it's not something I'd subject a fictional character to unless they deserved it - also I can't give him a name beginning with "e" because I've got another guy with a quaint (and alliterative) name beginning with "e", and I don't want to sow confusion.