They need to adapt M. R. James’ “A Disappearance and An Appearance...”

...as one of those Ghost Story for Christmas tv movies, and regardless of what time period they set it in, they need to play “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” over the end credits.

This would not only fit in with the [spoiler rot13] chapu-naq-whql frevny-zheqref theme, but would let audiences hear a Paul McCartney song in December that is not “Wonderful Christmas Time.”

Also it was Ugly Holiday Sweater Day at work today.