Dream Report
Sep. 25th, 2021 07:41 amHighlights of last night’s dreams:
1. Two psychopomps, experimenting with breaking the news to people gently, tried handing a restaurant waiter a spyglass through which he could see a series of billboards/title cards, reading:
The “FORGET” didn’t work on the waiter, who began asking questions. I wondered if he was especially resistant to mental influence, or if all waitstaff were just Like That.
2. A gigantic bronze eagle that would light on peoples’ shoulders, make a short speech about the plight of endangered species, then attack the listener.
1. Two psychopomps, experimenting with breaking the news to people gently, tried handing a restaurant waiter a spyglass through which he could see a series of billboards/title cards, reading:
WINNING CONDITIONS ACHIEVED
CONGRATULATIONS
FORGET
CONGRATULATIONS
FORGET
The “FORGET” didn’t work on the waiter, who began asking questions. I wondered if he was especially resistant to mental influence, or if all waitstaff were just Like That.
2. A gigantic bronze eagle that would light on peoples’ shoulders, make a short speech about the plight of endangered species, then attack the listener.