Spitballing

Dreamcast ideas for an Arsenic and Old Lace remake:

Mortimer Brewster: Chris Hemsworth-- he's the contemporary Cary Grant, in that he's got that "I'm so handsome I have to play it for laughs" thing going on.

Elaine Harper: ? It’s a thankless but crucial role

Aunt Abby and Aunt Martha: ?? (I almost want to go with Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon)

Teddy: ? (Jack Black is way too obvious)

Cousin Jonathan: Michael Shannon

Dr. Einstein: Doug Jones, out of makeup

Currently living the boring version of Rear Window

“There’s only two people out on their balcony in the whole building across from us.”
“What about the guy in the black t-shirt sitting behind that white dog?”
“What dog?”
“OK, you see the two red chairs? One floor below and two to the left.”
“Oh there’s the dog. Where’s the guy?”
“He’s sitting at a table. I think he’s having a drink.”
“I still can’t see him.”
“Maybe you’re looking at a different dog?”