YOUR FACE

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Saturday Morning Report

Every time we’ve been to the Art Gallery of Ontario, the art+sound-baffle wall coverings makes Andrew go hypnagogic. Today Andrew’s ears feel blocked, possibly due to the POLAR VORTEX weather, possibly due to bits of cotton fluff coming off the end of the cotton swab he was using last night.

Andrew: I’m at the AGO.

Me: In These Troubled Times, are we not all at the AGO?  Except not really, because that would be a vector for disease transmission.

Andrew: (Glares at me)

Me: (Whistles innocently, goes back to browsing face masks on Redbubble.) Ooh look, here’s a nice one:


ETA— Andrew: (posts his version of this exchange on Facebook, illustrated by a still from The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari)