I’m not a classicist, so can’t vouch for the accuracy of the translation, but Dirtbag Catellus rings true to me (except the title— this strikes me as less dirtbag, more just young and overdramatic).
Syncretic religion problems (not sure if this is a real ex-voto or an art piece)
Turkish chef builds barbecue, cooks huge feast, all while wearing the slightly-unsettling smile I associate with Greek statuary of the archaic period.
Still-lifes of bagels
2020 Spring Style: Why Don’t You... match your mask to your dress?

(I admit this looks like I’m playing to some really specific medical fetish)
Also: pastel quilted plague doctor mask!
Syncretic religion problems (not sure if this is a real ex-voto or an art piece)
Turkish chef builds barbecue, cooks huge feast, all while wearing the slightly-unsettling smile I associate with Greek statuary of the archaic period.
Still-lifes of bagels
2020 Spring Style: Why Don’t You... match your mask to your dress?

(I admit this looks like I’m playing to some really specific medical fetish)
Also: pastel quilted plague doctor mask!