Office Talk

Woman 1: Who do you like for the world cup? Is Ireland in? They always seem to sneak in, so I’m for them.
Woman 1: (Man 1), you’re into soccer aren’t you?
Woman 2: It doesn’t have naked women in it.
Man 1: It’s not beach football.
Woman 2: He only watches lingerie football and the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated.
Man 2: Is it wrong that I’d rather just watch the Food Network?
Man 1: You can look at all those naked pigs.
Everyone else: …
Man 1: You can watch them season the breasts.
Everyone else: …
Woman 1: You can tell who’s getting some and who isn’t, can’t you?