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I report to too many people at work, and the pressure and the confusion are starting to get to me, causing me to make mistakes and look incompetent in front of everybody. Today my boss snapped “why don’t you know these things?!” when he asked me if I’d sent out those letters last week and I got flustered and had to check my emails. I wish I’d had the nerve to point out that he was asking me about a task I did seven days ago, since which at least five people have been giving me dozens of other tasks, so it’s no longer the first memory at the top of my head. I just hope I don't get fired.

Perhaps She's Married to a Sayan?

Woman behind me on the bus: "If I ever have kids, I'm going to keep the kid home from school the day before every full moon, just to see how long it takes the teachers to notice."