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But I Promise You, Kids, Next Week Will Be Better

Poor Count Floyd.

But I Promise You, Kids, Next Week Will Be Better

Poor Count Floyd.

Huh

Apparently here in Toronto, monkeys wear tiny shearling coats and shop at IKEA, or at least hang out in the parking lot. Best comment -- "Man wearing yellow hat claims he just went in to pick up some meatballs and lingonberries and told the monkey to wait outside and stay out of trouble."

I now own my own knock-off surrealist object:

For some reason it makes me happy every time I look at it.

'Sweet Chariots' now at 2576 words. Must think up a better title.