My Life According to Google

I'm following theengineer's lead, although I've noticed this google game is being thrown off by people posting about it. Leaving out first results that consist of "I typed 'Sarah needs' into Google and this is what I got lol":

1. Type in "[your name] needs"
Sarah Needs A Cold Shower, Self-Esteem.

2. Type in "[your name] looks like"
Sarah looks like fuckin nicole richie in this picture.

3. Type in "[your name] does"
Sarah does not eat humans.

4. Type in "[your name] hates"
Sarah hates Utah.

5. Type in "[your name] goes to"
Sarah goes to Lake Placid.

6. Type in "[your name] loves"
Sarah loves Josh - Celebrate their love.

7. Type in "[your name] eats"
Sexy webcam Sarah eats cake. (I suspect "[female name] eats" usually gets porn sites.)

8. Type in "[your name] has"
Sarah has even been to a Sex Addicts' Anonymous meeting in despair over her sex drive.

9. Type in "[your name] died"
Sarah Died: Between 2000 and 1500 BC.

10. Type in "[your name] will"
Sarah will be performing and teaching at the Clan MacLeod North American Gathering (private function).