Party Chat

Last night we were at a going-away party for bennet, who's moving to the environs of Seattle, and Aaron, tending bar, said, "hey, I'm doin' alchemy here."
"But he's not transforming any chemicals," said theengineer to me; "Hey, maybe you could (insert stuff about chemistry here)..."

I only passed highschool chemistry because I understood the teacher's jokes, so I cut him off: "Well, maybe you should start a bar with that as its guiding philosphy."
"Yeah!" he said enthusiastically, "I could call it 'Differing Molecular Weights.'"


So if you ever walk into a place called 'Differing Molecular Weights,' you'll know you your bartender is.