Haven’t captioned any images in a while

[moon_custafer]

textsfromlastnight appears to have disappeared as a website, and the Facebook and Instagram versions just aren’t as funny.

Shitpost Samplers is still a good caption source, though. Some Duolingo example sentences work well too, especially for Rammstein.

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[sovay]

Some Duolingo example sentences work well too, especially for Rammstein.

I really like the barbecue.

[moon_custafer]

I think it may be the most popular thing I’ve ever posted on Tumblr.

[sovay]

I think it may be the most popular thing I’ve ever posted on Tumblr.

That's pretty cool.

[teenybuffalo]

Who is the dreamboat in the snakeskin-print suit?

My favorite is the gift of hands, but they're all good

[moon_custafer]

That’d be Rammstein’s lead singer (and lyricist), Till Lindemann. He’s in several of the other pictures as well, including the one where he’s dressed as a chef and their keyboard player “Flake” Lorenz (the gift-of-hands guy) is in a giant cooking pot.