Stuff I’ve posted on Tumblr in the past week:

[moon_custafer]

Been listening to The Kinks these past few weeks, and now I’m trying to imagine which songs’ narrators (assuming a Kinksverse in which they all coexist) would join the Village Green Preservation Society.

‘Come Dancing’ – Narrator would join the V.G.P.S. His sister might, too.

‘Holiday,’ ‘Father Christmas’ – Narrators might join.

‘Quiet Life’ (from the movie-musical Absolute Beginners), ‘Waterloo Sunset’ – Narrators sympathize with the V.G.P.S.’ aims, but are too reclusive to join.

‘Paranoia’ – Narrator wouldn’t join the V.G.P.S., and probably suspects it’s a front for something nefarious.

‘Autumn Almanac’ – Narrator should join. He’d be a great asset, and might get to meet some new people.

‘Death of a Clown,’ ‘Tired of Waiting’ – Narrators wouldn’t join.

‘Dedicated Follower of Fashion,’ -- This is a third-person narrative, I just remembered. The Dedicated Follower of Fashion might join the V.G.P.S. if there's a photographer present at their events.

‘Sunny Afternoon’ – Narrator would join the V.G.P.S., but for all the wrong reasons. Luckily he’s too lazy to actually show up to most of the meetings or events.

‘Lola’ – Not sure the narrator or Lola have heard of the V.G.P.S. It’d be cool if they joined though.

‘Victoria’ – Narrator is from the 19th century, but if he’s still alive, he’d probably join the V.G.P.S.

‘David Watts’ – Narrator probably hasn’t heard of the V.G.P.S., but it might be a good activity for him, as long as David Watts isn’t also a member.

‘You Really Got Me’/ ‘All Day and All of the Night’ – These two have the same narrator (they’re practically the same song) and he’s far too busy being horny to have heard of the V.G.P.S.

Don’t know what this is about or what type of story it would go in, but I wrote it down in case I can eventually use it:

In response, he suddenly hit me in the face with a custard pie: 

“Being outside linear time is lovely; but it really fucks comedy up when the punchline comes in the wrong place.”