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moon_custafer) wrote2005-09-16 03:53 pm
moon_custafer) wrote2005-09-16 03:53 pm
Best Junk-Mail Rant...
...I've seen in a long time. Twisty Faster, of I Blame the Patriarchy tells us about her paper-spam problem, in words like this:
One time I missed the recycling truck two weeks in a row. My front porch swiftly became a swollen chaos of paper (see photo below). I had to call in a disaster recovery team. They found the rotting corpse of a neighbor boy under all the bags. I pretended to feel sad about this, but it turned out to be the same kid who once chucked unshelled pecans at my new car, so inwardly I danced a little jig.
With comments on recycling.
One time I missed the recycling truck two weeks in a row. My front porch swiftly became a swollen chaos of paper (see photo below). I had to call in a disaster recovery team. They found the rotting corpse of a neighbor boy under all the bags. I pretended to feel sad about this, but it turned out to be the same kid who once chucked unshelled pecans at my new car, so inwardly I danced a little jig.
With comments on recycling.