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moon_custafer) wrote2013-01-27 03:42 pm
moon_custafer) wrote2013-01-27 03:42 pm
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The Recipient Has to Give You a Penny
I've never bought anything off woot.com, but their copywriting amuses me:
DO:
Keep this Limited Edition Shun 8" Chef's Knife in a safe and clean place, as befits a knife blade offset with copper accents.
DO NOT:
Stab this Limited Edition Shun 8" Chef's Knife into a boulder and decree that he who can pull it out will be King of all England. You don't have that authority.
DO:
Keep in mind that only 3000 of these knives have been made and sequentially numbered.
DO NOT:
Try to find all the other Limited Edition Shun 8" Chef's Knife owners and duel them, Highlander-style.
DO:
Keep this Limited Edition Shun 8" Chef's Knife in a safe and clean place, as befits a knife blade offset with copper accents.
DO NOT:
Stab this Limited Edition Shun 8" Chef's Knife into a boulder and decree that he who can pull it out will be King of all England. You don't have that authority.
DO:
Keep in mind that only 3000 of these knives have been made and sequentially numbered.
DO NOT:
Try to find all the other Limited Edition Shun 8" Chef's Knife owners and duel them, Highlander-style.