Those certainly beat my last batch all to hell--the one about seeing a version of The Social Network at a movie theatre so large you could only see a portion of the screen (which was the entire roof, like a Planetarium) at one time, and what you saw depended on where you sat, for example. Or the one about travelling with an insane Baptist teenager who kept constantly trying to marry or exorcize everyone around him, particularly because we never really seemed to go anywhere, just waited interminably for a train that never arrived.